222. Muggleborns love pointing their wands and yelling “ABRACADABRA” because its close to “Avadacadavra” but they can’t get in trouble for it.
DRACO MALFOY WEEK | DAY 2 - FAVORITE RELATIONSHIP
"…Parvati was gazing at Hermione in unflattering disbelief. She wasn’t the only one either; when the doors to the Great Hall opened, Krum’s fan club from the library stalked past, throwing Hermione looks of deepest loathing. Pansy Parkinson gaped at her as she walked by with Malfoy, and even he didn’t seem to be able to find an insult to throw at her."
Tryna find a new bae like..
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO LEARN HOW TO CUT SHIT?
EVER WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO COOK FROM A WORLD-RENOWNED CHEF WHO RIVALS GORDON RAMSEY?
BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT, HERE IS YOUR MAN~
THIS BADASS TEACHES YOU THE BASICS - HOW TO NOT SUCK AT COOKING, HOW TO SEASON THINGS, AND GENERALLY HOW TO BE SOMEONE WHO COULD KICK THE ASS OF ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE STABBED INTO SUBMISSION.
ROCK ON MY FRIENDS.
ROCK ON INTO THE ENDLESS NIGHT.
TO PUT A CHERRY ON TOP, HE ALSO TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE CHICKEN NUGGETS FASTER AND CHEAPER THAN STORE-BOUGHT FROZEN NUGGETS.
THIS IS IMPORTANT SO MUCH
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
• - gained weight
Atonement (2007) dir. Joe Wright