tandrewdost: mad at my parents for not putting me in a sport before i could walk so i could be an olympian
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D ALL UNDERSTAND MY GYMNASTICS...
How does one go about getting into a gymnastics leotard?
phelphte: but how many of the olympic swimmers are actually waterbenders
themumbler: chumky: bowsers-trousers: durianseeds: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD this was so violent it scared me no lie Ive never laughed like that before I diDN’T EVEN KNOW WATERMELON COULD MAKE THAT NOISE
what the fuck even is a pommel horse? that is no horse its a horse of lies
"Phelps being coy and cryptics" BECAUSE YOUR...
fucking butterfly is so fucking hard…
What I did tonight: Drank chocolate milk, sat on Tumblr, watched the Olympics, texted friends.
What Missy Franklin did tonight: MADE IT INTO THE 200M FREESTYLE FINAL, WARMED DOWN IN THE FREAKING DIVING POOL FOR 9 MINUTES, AND THEN WON GOLD IN THE MOTHERFUCKING 100M BACKSTROKE.
madeagoestohell: i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
notsodarling-: alexandrahamilton: molllliewelllls: HEY, GUESS WHAT: NBC TREATS WOMEN’S GYMNASTICS LIKE A BITCHY CAT FIGHT, BE SURPRISED In totally standard/I-can’t-believe-I’m-even-shocked Olympic news, NBC aired last night’s women’s gymnastics qualifiers straight from Catty Voyeur City. Look, I realize Olympic gymnastics has always been lousy with personalities, whether it’s the...
WHY AM I STILL AWAKE
Omg someone tell me they gif-ed that?! Dsksjsmdmdmes
emiixlouu: where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
NO SPOILERS PLS I'M AMURICAN
SIR PAUL TONIGHT