gather 'round piggies.

My manicure looks awesome in low light

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:32:11 -0400

My manicure looks awesome in low light

All we really need to survive is one person who truly loves...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:37:29 -0400

All we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us.

LoveStoned/I Think She Knows (Interlude) | Justin Timberlake

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:31:09 -0400

LoveStoned/I Think She Knows (Interlude) | Justin Timberlake

keepcalmandlovethequeenofderp: Jennifer Perfection Lawrence

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:20:13 -0400

keepcalmandlovethequeenofderp:

Jennifer Perfection Lawrence

fuckyeaharcticmonkeys: Soundcheck report (Ventura): Don’t Sit Down and a slow version of R U Mine....

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:37:51 -0400

fuckyeaharcticmonkeys:

Soundcheck report (Ventura): Don’t Sit Down and a slow version of R U Mine. Also, a new drum kit for Helders. [x]

sOBS VIOLENTLY

arewereallyovernow: ugly laughing Wolf Blitzer is actually a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:37:19 -0400

arewereallyovernow:

ugly laughing

Wolf Blitzer is actually a fucking moron

boy: shit baby you're so wet already

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:36:11 -0400

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

Share 10 facts about yourself, then send to 10 of your lovely followers! :)

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:06:11 -0400

Yay!

1) It’s sweltering in my kitchen wtf

2)I’m a Pisces! woo!

3) Going to a wedding on Saturday! (you know you’re old when your friends are getting married and shit like starting their lives what is that)

4) I’m one final away from finishing my second to last semester of my undergrad career

5) Getting my hair done Friday night for the wedding Saturday because there’s just no time O_O

6) I’m watching HIMYM

7)I had already done this on my iPhone app but I forgot so now I’m doing it over and its completely different

8) I’m pretty much liveblogging these facts no regrets

9) Dinner tonight is matzoh brie! Wo0o0o0

10) My dog is 14 wtf

ahmerst: Yankee Candle you are out of control. Right?...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:24:31 -0400

ahmerst:

Yankee Candle you are out of control.

Right? Jesus…

rekkka: loislaned: #I WILL RIDE YOU SO HARD #THIS GETS...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:24:02 -0400

rekkka:

loislaned:

#I WILL RIDE YOU SO HARD

#THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT

that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:42:32 -0400

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

cryingjessepinkman: you know who’s cute? you you’re cute

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:40:57 -0400

cryingjessepinkman:

you know who’s cute? you

you’re cute

dunrath: Fall Out Boy - Saturday [x]

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:40:21 -0400

dunrath:

Fall Out Boy - Saturday [x]

catchingupdates: “The sun persists in rising, so I make myself...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:38:04 -0400

catchingupdates:

“The sun persists in rising, so I make myself stand." The all-new #CatchingFire poster, exclusively on @TheHungerGames' official Instagram! [x]

Cosmo Sex Tip #676

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:34:49 -0400

shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

berserkk-as-fuck: [heavy breathing] arctic monkeys are coming back

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:33:53 -0400

berserkk-as-fuck:

[heavy breathing] arctic monkeys are coming back

thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:45 -0400

thebluthcompany:

cinematicshit:

I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:32:53 -0400

Things to do while waiting for people to join your live session

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:21:15 -0400

Paint your nails
Read a book
Knit a sweater
Contemplate the universe
Write a novel Eat a box of wheat thins

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:20:56 -0400