I had a really vivid dream last night in which I was back at college as a freshman, I guess, and I was hanging out with this attractive kid in my sociology class and Chris Hemsworth. So I guess it was pretty hot cause I walked into their dorm room in nothing but my underwear and a t-shirt and thought nothing of it and just laid down on one of their beds and started having a normal conversation like I wasn’t half naked. And THEN I started hardcore flirting with Chris and it was WORKING and by the next day we were walking around campus holding hands
but then I woke up and I had to go to class
so Miley Cyrus will have Chris Hemsworth as a brother-in-law
how is life that unfair?
I just don’t understand